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Monday, May 28, 2012
Saturday, May 26, 2012
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I know I’m a nerd for finding this funny. Or really tasteless. Or something.

Monday, May 21, 2012
Monday, May 14, 2012
keithcalder: Why do NBC comedies have such low ratings?

keithcalder:

The NBC comedies sit in a weird position. They appeal to the niche-seeking audience, but they air in the mono-culture system. The result is that their ratings are lower than those of true mono-culture shows such as Two And A Half Men or House. They are being judged by the ratings goals of mono-culture shows because they live inside the business model of mono-culture shows. This is why Community on NBC can be considered commercially unsuccessful but Louis on FX can be considered successful. Louis is a niche audience show with niche distribution and a niche business model.

I think that over time and as generations get older, the niche driven culture will continue to grow in size and the mono-culture will continue to shrink in size. Perhaps NBC is just ahead of its time.

Agreed, and that’s why it’s a bit sad to see NBC struggle with ratings—it has historically been a network that gave critically respected shows a lot more time to try to find an audience. I’m thinking not just of comedies but of dramas like “Friday Night Lights” and even “Homicide: Life on the Street”, which had pretty awful ratings the whole time.

Now that cable is a viable place for that sort of television, it may be the case that NBC will simply have to find another role. For as good as “Homicide” was, it doesn’t compare to “The Wire”.

Saturday, May 12, 2012

There’s no play here. There’s no angle, there’s no champagne room.

Eight minutes into “Michael Clayton”, Michael (George Clooney) is asked to drive to Westchester in the middle of the night and take care of a frantic client. Our title character is the “fixer” for a massive corporate law firm, and this call is nothing out of the ordinary. The resulting scene with Denis O’Hare is a joy to watch in of itself, but it also expertly explains what sort of work Michael does, and what sort of a person he has to be to do it.

O’Hare plays Elliot, a successful man who has committed a plebeian hit-and-run and is being forced to learn that even rich white men don’t always get everything their way. It’s Michael’s job to deliver that unwanted wisdom as quickly as possible. He’s rescued a lot of powerful people from their own mistakes, and he’s an expert at swaddling adult tantrums into reasonableness.

Michael is in control here, but later in the film he’ll face a situation that tests first his competence, and then his morality. His colleague and apparent friend Arthur (played by Tom Wilkinson) will go off his meds and threaten to derail a multibillion-dollar class-action lawsuit. As Michael struggles to follow his firm’s orders, he will have to confront the question of whether he can make his brilliant, lunatic adversary go away quietly—and whether he can live with himself if he succeeds.

But that’s yet to come, and in the meantime, all we see is Michael at his best. Faced with Elliot’s grasping panic and verbal abuse, Michael methodically nudges him into a corner. After some screaming and the breaking of glassware, the storm seems to have blown itself out, until Elliot surfaces with one more bad idea: “What if someone had stolen the car?”

Clooney glances down at the floor, a soft knowing smirk on his face. Great scenes contain no dead moments, and even a pause can drive the story. In Clooney’s expression, we see his character’s awareness that his work isn’t quite done, that the man before him needs one more push before he submits completely. And then he does what he’s paid to do, and moves on.

This early in the film, Michael seems like a man who could sell anything. We have no idea what he’s in for.

Adele vs. Daft Punk - Something About The Fire (Carlos Serrano Mix)
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You’d think that by now I’d be sick of people remixing Daft Punk tracks. Or Adele vocals. And yet here we are.

Friday, May 11, 2012
History always corrects its mistakes

In 1987, John Ralston Saul was traveling in Yugoslavia and had a chance to meet with Vaso Čubrilović, who was the last living member of the group that tried to assassinate Archduke Ferdinand. Čubrilović was seventeen at the time, and participated in a failed attempt to kill the Archduke on the morning of June 28, 1914:

“The plan was that each would have a bomb and/or pistol. And cyanide, of course, so they could commit suicide rather than be tortured and risk implicating the others. When the royal party arrived on June 28, the assassins mixed into the crowd lined up on the quay. Each was fifty meters apart. The Arab was first, Čubrilović second on the corner of the Cumurja Bridge. Nedeljko Čabrinović was third. He threw a bomb. It bounced off the back of the folded-down top of the archduke’s car and blew up the vehicle behind. There were a dozen wounded. Arms blown off. Disfigured faces. The victims were mostly courtiers and aidesde-camp. People who care about their looks.”

“But what did Čubrilović do?” I interrupted. 

“Oh, he was very young. Not a professional terrorist. Neither was the Arab. They both lost their nerve when the archduke rolled by. And when the bomb went off they all panicked and ran, except for Princip, who tried to get into a position to fire.”

It was only later in the afternoon, during a second attempt, when Princip was able to kill the archduke.

Anyway, Saul met with the 90-year-old Čubrilović, and tried to interview him about the past. But the old man was bored of that subject, and quickly digressed into the future.

Then with a fresh surge of energy he grabbed his pen and almost shouted at me: “Now, with television and computers, nations have little importance. Software will lead the way.”

“You mean you’re an optimist?”

“Why not? History always corrects its mistakes. You want to talk about violence. I tell you, countries that still go to war are undeveloped. I believe in progress. I see it everywhere. Yesterday I met with a group of Japanese computer experts. It is perfectly feasible to link Yugoslavs together by an information network that can penetrate to the local level.”

So the guy is involved in the assassination plot that starts World War I, is imprisoned, freed, and lives long enough to get psyched about the internet when a bunch of Japanese techies tell him about it.

I have no idea what to think about this, other than wow.

(via Harper’s)

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

xkcd: Every Major’s Terrible.

Me, I can barely remember what I chose.

Monday, May 7, 2012
Blood Types in Korea

keithcalder:

The newsletter of the Seoul Film Commission has this great article about the history of blood-type in Korea. Having spent some time in Korea earlier this year, it was one of the most surprising things to me. Some people will ask you your blood-type in a casual way, similar to how in the west someone might ask where you’re from or where you work. At first I was confused by this, but I eventually found out that in parts of Asia the blood-type is believed to determine personality in the same way some people believe astrological signs do.

One curious angle of this: Unlike astrological signs, blood type is hereditary. So if you believe that blood type influences personality, then it’s going to follow logically that those personality traits will be concentrated within families. 

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

polycinco:

Italian installation artist Esther Stocker creates stunning geometric environments that can often be explored by the viewer. The construction of each piece appears to follow some type of strange equation, resulting in unusual linear patterns and planes that completely transform the physical pace. (via empty kingdom)

(via perryg)

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Last year’s “Attack the Block” is an unassuming sci-fi action-horror flick, but I found it really enjoyable within the scope of its modest ambitions. The hook is that the film’s alien invasion happens in a London housing estate and that the heroes are mostly coarse, not-entirely-sympathetic British chavs. But under that novel twist, “Attack the Block” is also a clearcut example of how economical writing can focus a conventional genre exercise.

This is a fast-moving film, but amid the bloody action scenes and the weed jokes, there is just enough characterization to make you buy into the heroes’ survival and personal growth. In particular, “Attack the Block” has a number of scenes that sneakily develop character while driving the plot forward.

In one sequence, the boys run from the top floor of their apartment building to the ground with the aim of hunting down more aliens. Each boy lives on a different floor, and as they run down the stairwell, they peel off one by one to stop at home and pick up a weapon.

We’ve seen the obligatory show-off-your-gear scene in a thousand action films, but in “Attack the Block”, this is also a chance to show a glimpse into each boy’s home life. One kid has a domineering father who demands that he take out the dog, alien invasion or not. Another has his mother almost convinced that he’s getting good grades and staying out of trouble. In a few minutes, the boys are reunited on the ground, armed with heavy chains and samurai swords. But in their short run down the stairs you’ve learned just enough to see them more as people and less as mug shots.

In addition to the characterization, I particularly appreciated the lack of mythology. There are no discoveries of ancient hieroglyphics, or pronouncements from fake scientists, which is largely of a piece with the worldview of the heroes. They don’t care what happens outside their own neighborhood; why should they care what happens on other planets?

But I also wonder if this is related to the ironic mood of modern Britain, and the resistance of Shakespeare’s homeland to half-baked gravitas. Brits might be constitutionally incapable of the bloated eschatologies of some of our stateside blockbusters. That might be bad for setting up a sequel, but you’ll probably never see a British film where, say, Shia LaBeouf comes back from a near-death experience because robot forefathers told him it was his destiny to fight alongside the Autobots. Or, say, where Mel Gibson regains his faith in God because his dying wife told him to tell his brother to kill aliens by hitting glasses of water with a baseball bat. I could go on.

Anyway, “Attack the Block” is a pretty great popcorn flick. Highly recommended if you’re staring down the barrel of your Netflix queue and looking for something fun.

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Ain’t gonna lie, I have spent a lot of time watching these kittens.

Chris and Jeannie do a lot of great work with feral cats in Brooklyn. You can donate here.

Saturday, April 21, 2012
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“Lookout Mama”, by Hurray for the Riff Raff. A good folk-country track off of the SXSW torrents.

Friday, April 20, 2012

“After 35 years of knowing John Waters, I turned to my wife and I said to her, ‘I have the feeling this man is gay.’”

Oh, Werner Herzog. What it must be like to be inside your head.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Seriously, not enough of you are watching “Treme”. This show might end up being better than “The Wire”, no joke.

More than anything I appreciate that it takes immensely seriously the feeling of being from somewhere besides New York, and the idea of leaving that somewhere else, and what that might cost.

And besides, if your show gets cameos from Elvis Costello and David Chang, how can you go wrong with that?



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